Spedi quits "I'm a Celebrity...Get me Out of Here."

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 Dear Children of the Feed the Children Fund,
 
The purpose of this letter is to apologize for my fellow Americans Hedi and Spencer Pratt. I'm sure your hopes of receiving a meal tonight were soaring high in the sky when you found out that you had been chosen by the Pratts to receive a donation when they won “I'm a Celebrity...Get me Out of Here”. I'm sure it was an anxious couple of days, watching as the couple threatened to quit every chance they got, whether it was because Hedi's maniacal spraying of her dry shampoo in her hair, or Spencer's selfishness and vindictive nature wouldn't allow them to enjoy their experience in the jungle of Costa Rica. I apologize for their callous treatment of the consolation meal of rice and beans which I'm sure would have been welcomed where ever you are without an upturned nose.
 
I can understand how you may have been excited to hear how Hedi and Spencer had reformed their lives and had become Christians, even going as far as allowing Stephen Baldwin to baptize Spencer in the river. Everyone knows that Christians are willing to sacrifice their own earthly pleasures in order to help those in need. Certainly someone who invokes the name of Jesus as much as Hedi did in the first two episodes of “I'm a Celebrity...Get me Out of Here”, and chose to devote their winnings to feed children who don't get the chance to eat a meal a day when she is eating lavishly at Spago and The Ivy on a daily basis, would be happy to sacrifice a few weeks of luxury in order to help feed starving kids.

I too would have had my hopes soaring. No one has ever seen this couple do anything good, and there must be a first time for everything, right? This could have been your chance!

It is with my deepest apologies that I must inform you that neither Hedi nor Spencer were capable of making it even to the first vote. They opted out of the trauma tank challenge, but volunteered for the food challenge not even gathering more than two stars in a room filled with harmless jungle animals, which could have probably provided a meal for people you know. After all of this, you would think that the couple was finally settled into their Costa Rican camp. Sadly, no. Unfortunately they claim to not have “what it takes” to even go camping somewhere where there is constant supervision from rich producers who are liable if they are injured in any serious way. I am sorry if you were insulted by their inability to live away from what may seem like ridiculous decadence. I hope that one of the other celebrities can help you in more effective way and help put a meal in your stomach.

Thank you for understanding.

Regards,
 

T. Patmore

The Hills Examiner
 

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