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Hide Your Children: Lindsay Lohan is back on the streets

Since there's no consequences to be paid in the life of Lindsay Lohan, no matter how badly you fail to meet the standards of your extremely...
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What group of people is Tracy Morgan offending today?

Following up his 'awkward' 'stand-up joke' about killing his son if he were gay, Tracy Morgan has bent down and kissed the ring of...
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Naomi Campbell is shocked and appalled by racist Cadbury chocolate

Is it wrong to start an article by announcing Naomi Campbell is a comically horrible moron? Well, then I don't want to be right. Campbell has...
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American Country Music Awards and the case of wacky homophobic jokes

If you were trying to watch Sunday television and were repeatedly confronted by some Canadian or Australian in a cowboy hat singing about his...
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And so it goes:Lindsay Lohan sues over leaked surveillance tape

If there's one thing Lindsay Lohan deserves credit for, it's for establishing a much better example of irony than Alanis Morissette ever...
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Sale of Lindsay Lohan's theft-on-tape stills could hurt prosecution

Nice one, brah. The jewelry store Linday Lohan is accused of heisting a necklace from may have done some damage to their credibility by selling off...
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Michael Lohan is here to save the day for Lindsay

Oh, rapture. Michael Lohan has found a 'mystery witness' who he says will attest that they checked out the same necklace Lindsay wandered...
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How was Lindsay Lohan planning on paying off her assault victim?

Despite Lindsay Lohan's PR team, who remain shockingly faithful to a lost cause, doing a vigorous rewrite and witch hunt against the woman...
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Edward Scissorhands goes Christmas shopping

If you're Lady Gaga and ravaged by nightmares where you're a tree falling a forest and no one hears you, it is absolutely essential that...
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It's okay, she's 18 now: Yet another Miley Cyrus nude photo scandal

Le gasp! First Harry and Hermione, now Miley Cyrus! Canadian Perez Hilton wannabe Zack Taylor has published what he claims are nude pictures of the...
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