Stories like this just make me ******* mad as ****.
Glad that voice-activated typing software was activated. We’ll be issuing an apology momentarily.
When I heard that the NFL Network had issued a public apology for what Broncos Head Coach Josh McDaniels had said on the sidelines this week, I was really ******* ******. C’mon, what the **** was so wrong? I mean, this is the ******* NFL isn’t it? Manly men doing manly things in a manly fashion? Beating the snot (bodily fluids seem to be permissible in this context) out of the ************ piece of **** on the other side of the ******* line. Isn’t that what this freaking (sorry, slipped on that one) game is supposed to be all about?
Fair to say we’re not really sure what came first in this discussion. The fan’s bloodthirsty (remember the bodily fluids thing here) demand to hear every single last ******* comment made by every one of those ******** on the field, or the TV networks rush to get a little more “up close and personal”.
And doing it without sideline reporters!
Or worse, that ******* ******* annoying "Twitter" thing.
This is football, *********! Anyone sitting either in the stands or at home knows what they’re getting into here. In America, we curse, *********, and we’re better at it than anybody else in the ****** ******* world.
OK, maybe we're still learning form the experts.
Either way, we're **** proud of it. It's a ******* scientific fact.
If you’re going to place a live microphone that close to a group of football players during a game, what do you expect? A bunch of ******* talking about who has the best kept ******* locker stall? If it would have been the Steelers defense on the sidelines, I could see them waxing poetic on the follicle style of Troy Polamalu. I mean, everyone around the NFL knows why he really wears his ******* hair so long.
Aren’t we always hearing from the announcers, the players AND those ****** coaches about how this game needs to be played with some ******* emotion? The NFL even promotes playing with ******* emotion on their own web site.
What McDaniels did was not only great theater, the kind every live sporting event Producer can spend a lifetime waiting for and never get one ****** break to hear, but it was also historic.
McDaniels has in one mighty swoop and one ******* sentence proven that you can spend time learning about the game under Bill Belichick and not be sentenced to a sideline life of emotional arrest.
If anyone was ******* offended by what McDaniels said, then write a letter. Throw a beer can at the TV. Better yet, throw a beer can at the TV with a ***** letter tucked inside the can.
If you were watching the game with a bunch of your best buds and any one of them went white with embarrassment, grab him in a manly fashion, ***** slap him at least six times, reach into his wallet and pull that ******* “Man Card” out and tear it into little tiny whiny pieces. Then send him out for a Mai-Tai and tell him don’t come back until he puts on a skirt and starts asking for drink orders.
If you polled every NFL fan out there they would no doubt beg the TV networks to ******* please stop asking, pleading, ordering or cajoling the announcers into apologizing when something like this ******* happens. There’s no need. Most times it's by accident or not even close to being as offensive as some of the more PC types might want us to believe.
Every single person watching the game is TV smart enough to know that either during the following live action or when there’s another ******* commercial getting in the way, every ******* announcer hits the “mute” button on the booth microphone and snickers while adding a few well-timed and private addendums to the profanity.
And, in an era of all these ******* reality TV shows and all the ***** being tossed about for everyone to see, and on the regular ******* networks where it's on display without having to pay for cable, what the ******* **** are you so worried about?
Right?
So let us then stand together. Those same manly men doing manly things in a manly fashion and salute Josh McDaniels for having some ******* emotion and placing a figurative **** in the ******* of every one of those players, (wasn’t sure if both of those words were on the edge so figure I’d just hedge my bets), and reminding us what football is all about.
Passion. Emotion. Talent. Guts.
Cursing. Profanity. Good solid American foul language.
You ******* right, bubba.
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