This should surprise exactly no one but . . . the latest rumor in the mill is that Elin Nordegren, who's already gone ringless in public, plans to divorce Tiger Woods.
What? How could this be? Why on earth would she do that? Oh wait, an alleged mistress count that's greater than or equal to the Brady Bunch and Eight is Enough combined. Plus some cat fights. We remember now.
Time will tell as to the truth on that one, but People--which broke the story on the divorce rumor--also says she's going home for the holidays. To Sweden. Without her cheating hubby.
Before you go feeling sorry for Tiger an' stuff, we'd like to note that it hasn't been all bad news for the roaming Romeo. At least his professional achievements are still being recognized, as his newly bestowed AP Athlete of the Decade honor indicates.
You there in the back! Never mind that Public Figure Cheater of the Decade talk. Can you be nice for once and let the man revel in his glory? No, you say, not until you get the jokes out of your system? Very well then. Carry on.
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I dont know how she could ever trust him again???? I mean once...is bad enough but over and over and over again???? Only through god would it be possible.If I hear one more of those gold digging bimbos go on about their innocence Im got to throw up.
I do think they should get a divorse.It would be best for the children ,and also for theme.This was not a marrige. And I also wish,the news media should leave theme alone.This is so hard, and they do not need all this invalvement in there life.I am sick of hearing it
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