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Chris Evert at the U.S. Open, me cropped out.
The puns are ripe for the picking: It’s in, it’s out, it’s over. A double bogey. Game, set, and match—or is it dispatch? In the rough.
Indeed, golf great Greg Norman and former tennis champ Chris Evert are the latest pair of famous faces to take the last train to Splitsville.
The couple is calling it quits after just 15 months of wedded bliss. No word as to whether Norman, who dealt with a choke-inducing $103M divorce settlement in order to marry Evert, is bashing his head against a wall right now. If he is, we can't blame him. So let’s not hold it against him if there’s a big gash on his forehead these days, ok?
We read this story and for some reason, the first thing that came to mind (after the hokey puns) was the Lamar Odom-Khloe Kardashian overhyped reality show lunacy marriage. Any guesses as to why?
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