We know for a fact that Brady Quinn's girlfriend is flexible. She's the kind of gal who would bend over backwards for you . . . on television. And at the Olympics.
That's because the Cleveland Browns QB is dating none other than gymnast Alicia Sacramone, who competed for the U.S. at the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing.
Sacramone had a rough outing at the Olympics. That, combined with the fact that she's a Boston-area chick, is keeping us from indulging in all the built-in double entendres here referencing dismounts, floor exercises, balance beams, and splits. (Thankfully our self-restraint is minimal and the embargo is only temporary).
So we know one thing Quinn will be grateful for this Thanksgiving. Let's just hope Coach Eric Mangini, whose crankypants demeanor and Frosty the Snowman likeness have both been duly noted by us before, doesn't have some sort of arbitrary fine associated with dating former Olympians.
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