Dearest Elizabeth:
I was just wondering what type of mascara you are wearing these days? Your tears fell faster than the Titanic when Lucky admitted he witnessed your romp through the sheets with Nikolas but somehow your mascara held up--but I hardly wanted to address you about your choice of cosmetics because obviously you know how to do that. You my dear simply don't know how to shop for men.
What the heck were you thinking?
From where I reside, I do not judge people but I can only say my crystal ball just about exploded when Lucky confronted you about one of your obvious hobbies and managed to get all his feelings off his chest. He alluded to the fact that the affair you and his brother were engaged in was nothing less than sick. And you know something, he wasn't too far off the mark.
Through my sudsy crystal ball I have watched you for months insisting to Nik you loved Lucky but still you were unable to resist falling into the arms of the dark prince. Part of me believed you truly did love Lucky but now that all the cards are now on the table you left a good guy feeling like an idiot because he never saw it coming. Lucky will never get over the fact that you blindsided him by engaging in so much afternoon delight with his brother.
You want to know something else? After Lucky walked out on you and you told Nikolas you hated him and demanded he leave. Frankly, I was left scratching my the goddess curls. Let me get this straight. You tell Lucky you were simply engaging in exit sex with Nik so you could reconnect with your cute cop fiance? I was just wondering since you are totally without a man right now, who the heck will you choose to have grief sex with to recover from the fact that you tossed the guy who caused the guy you allegedly loved to dump you?
The most difficult part of your ordeal today was Lulu's reaction. She loved you and in a blink of an eye, in her mind you went from being Flo Nightingale to Ho Frightingale. She hates what you did to her two brothers and their relationship and if I were you, I would definitely get Epiphany to check her blood pressure in the very near future because it's clear she is not going to let you come near her any time soon. Lulu was almost as furious as Lucky today in Port Chuck and this proves beyond a doubt, blood is thicker than water.
It is only a matter of time before the entire town knows what went down between you and Lucky (Carly already knows) but despite all of your idiotic moves, I continue to maintain you are a good mother. Hopefully, you will pull yourself together and get through this for the sake of your kids. In the future however, dear mortal one it might be wise if you simply cross your legs, avoid men and refrain from judging other people because the way I see it all of the above contributed to your downfall in the love department.
Hang in there and do know that the soap goddess (who typically understands all forms of darkness) is still struggling to get a grasp on this one.
Comments
Let's be honest, Liz wouldn't touch Dikolas and we the fans all know it! The entire story line was contrived and agenda driven. Liz as a rape victim has NEVER EVER been promiscuous, she had never had sex before the rape and women in this situation have major trust issues, besides, as a nurse, she knows the ramifications of sleeping with multiple partners, hello, she and Robin are friends! The better story would have been for Nik to do the pursuing with Liz eventually freaking out! As for Patches, please, the man slept with Sara, Maxie and Sam and has absolutely NO room to ever, ever , ever get in Liz's face...
So what the whole town knows what Liz did. No one in that town can judge her. Carly slept with two brothers and not only that she helped ruin AJ's life. She cheated on her husband multiply times with her ex. She condones violence against children otherwise she wouldn't have her kids around a mobster. Lulu really shouldn't judge anyone. That ho killed her baby and ruined a beautiful marriage. Lulu also almost ruined Johnny but they got him away from her thankfully. Liz is strong. She was able to live her life after Lucky had "died" and she can pull together and live her life again. Liz and Lucky should never ever have gotten back together after he slept with her sister. And after he tried to get with Emily. After Emily turned him down, that's when he all of a sudden wanted Liz again. Get Lucky with someone else and let Liz move on to someone else. Sick of the writers acting like Lucky is this poor little victim.
Hi Sina--you are a vast history book when it comes to this show. I hear you about Lulu not being qualified to judge anyone given her track record, but was Liz ever qualified to do the same? I totally agree with you that Lucky should never have been portrayed as the victim in all of this. Nikolas is another entire article. I am hearing Helena is coming back! Any thoughts?
Thanks for the comments and I hope you will visit again.
Hey Flower Girl - I am cracking up at the "Dikolas" name. I think you are dead on about the story line being contrived and agenda driven. Lucky is also clearly not the victim here. Thanks for the great comments and I hope you will visit again.
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