The soaps goddess understands
Dear Billy Abbott:
I have been sprinkling my soap goddess dust around you in order to reach out to you for so long, I can't even tell you. It is almost like you have a soaps celestial duster in your back pocket or something, but I feel hopeless that I have not been able to reach you. Those of us residing in the soaps god/goddess garden have realized that you and new Mac were never going to be as much fun as you and old Mac. While all those Genoa City mortals you hang out with thought new Mac was going to be your saving grace, we were all rooting up here in the starlit sky that you would somehow end up with Chloe. The chemistry between you and Chloe was through the clouds as we say in my neck of the universe.
That said Mr. Abbott, I simply want to tell you your restless style has been amusing to say the least since new Mac dumped you in order to save the world by playing surrogate mother for Lily and Cane. You seriously need to get over this however. In the god/goddess celestial media room we sat with our high definition crystal balls and our cloud like popcorn, we watched you down more than a few shots at that dive bar shortly after new Mac dumped you.
A song that reminded you of how much you loved her played on the juke box and you reacted as if your blood pressure was going through the roof. Just some wisdom from the wise one. The next time you don't want to listen to some musical artist crooning out a tune that triggers a painful memory just pull the plug on the machine as opposed to kicking the crap out of it. Got it?
The pain is real now, but it will fade. I am sure of this. Chloe adored you, but she took a 'chance' of her own by moving on with her love life--no pun intended. In all honesty, I do understand your pain. At this point, you must feel as though everyone has hung you out to dry but you need to know I am with you. New Mac was simply not your style and she never allowed you to truly be who you were. Your brother Jack, despite his own bad boy past has become intensely judgmental only because he can't stand the thought that he could never measure up to his dad. You lost the one piece left of Colleen to the mustache monster and nobody understood what you were going through.
I understand Billy and can only advise you to trade in the Mac for a PIC (politically incorrect chick) like Chloe. Well that might have been a stretch, but hopefully you get my celestial drift.
The bottom line Billy is that this is the right thing for you to be chick free for a moment or two. Mac truly believes you are a loser while so many people who love believe she is a snoozer, so just go seize your passion, be yourself and if Chloe is not in the cards for you and you are interested in a cougar soaps goddess, drop a reply in the comments section below.
Hang in there and know I am thinking of you. I have to go now, sink into my cloud recliner, tune into my amazing crystal ball and catch your act today in Genoa City. Remember always, you never know where the soap goddess cougar dust will settle.
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