In our own form of doggy waterboarding, the first step is to throw your pooch into a bathtub full of water. Preferably, luke warm.
- In our own form of doggy waterboarding, the first step is to throw your pooch into a bathtub full of water. Preferably, luke warm.
- Let the dog sit there for a moment as the anticipation builds.
- Just for fun, let them think they have the possibility of escape.
- The look on their face when they realize their escape won't work is priceless.
- This is where we get down to business. Placing the dog on a flat surface, cover them in our 'torture cream' that can be found at any grocery store under the guise of dog shampoo. Remember: For added torture, really lather the dog up.
- Just when the dog didn't think it could get any worse, throw them back into the bathtub full of water. Remember to give them a really evil-sounding belly laugh at this moment.
- It's not over. The next step is to rub a towel against their body. Really rub it in there and make sure the horror of this torture wipes away all of your previous torture.
- And for a grand finale, I take a page right out of the movie 'Seven' by forcing the pooch to eat a doggie treat. Eat, dog. Eat!
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