The playground double dongs built
You've got the reusable canvas tote bag, the hybrid car, and your recycle bins runneth over. Not so fast, earthhugger--is that a vibrator you're tossing into the trash? For shame! Don't you know that sex toys are recyclable? Thanks to adult retailer Dreamscapes and sextoyrecycling.com, vibrators and dildos are being reused in imaginative ways that even your toddler will appreciate. Vibrator playground mulch? Believe it. Tire retreads? Check.
Last year the British company LoveHoney launched the "Rabbit Amnesty" sex toy recycling program, which went swimmingly until thieves broke into the vibrator collection center and stole $1,140 worth of used rabbit vibrators (let's all shudder together now). But now things are back to normal and the company is encouraging citizens to enjoy the "ecogasm" that comes from donating.
So how can you get in on the recycling action? Box up your toy (for the love of Jeebus, clean it first) and mail it to Dreamscapes, where your roughly used anal beads will be used to benefit your community. Aww! And they'll even send you a coupon for ten dollars off your next purchase, so you can work on wearing out another toy to donate to this noble cause.
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