Shave the Date: No Bush Left Behind
If you've been counting down the days until George W. Bush is out of the White House for, oh, say, the last 4 to 8 years, here's a sexy celebration for you to look forward to next month: Shave the Date for No Bush Left Behind day, to coincide with Barack Obama's Presidential Inauguration, when women across the country will unite in Bush-free solidarity! Hell, let's get the guys in on it too, and make January 20, 2009 National Manscaping Day while we're at it.
Says Kristen "Mominatrix" Chase, originator of the Shave the Date / No Bush Left Behind campaign: "We, the people with pubic hair, should come together and celebrate this historic election. Show your love for your country, and as you watch our new president take his oath and feel your satin undies against your smooth nether region, you can take pride in knowing you've rid your world of bush once and for all."
In somewhat related news: I was reminded of the Shave the Date / No Bush Left Behind campaign today while reading Lisa Germinsky's Salon.com essay Bush is back! which makes the case that the recession is causing women to scale back their Brazilian habits. Germinsky concludes by saying she has her own reasons for not participating on No Bush Left Behind day:
"...while some women shave themselves silly on Jan. 20, I plan to enter this new era with a tailored modern mini-bush and a reclaimed sense of womanhood. Maybe, if the bikini line theory plays out, we'll all go back to the Telly Savalas sooner or later. But the promise of a new America under an Obama administration gives me greater optimism. I envision a country where we can one day have it all -- a booming economy, national security, a healthy respect for sexuality and even a little bush. I say, Yes we can."
Comments
Oh this is fabulous! I am booking my Brazilian in advance!
Freaking hilarious. But this will impede the growth of your pubic Afro! Your hatred for Bush is so obsessive that you still cling to the past rather than jump into the future with your O-Man. Change for the better? If you believe it then GROW THAT 'FRO!
Freaking hilarious. But this will impede the growth of your pubic Afro! Your hatred for Bush is so obsessive that you still cling to the past rather than jump into the future with your O-Man. Change for the better? If you believe it then GROW THAT 'FRO!
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