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Reaper Bones review #218: Leisynn, Mercenaries Mage

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Michael Tresca

Leisynn, Mercenaries Mage


Leisynn is a mage you don't mess with. For one, he has a huge staff with a snake on it. For another, he has a wild, unkempt beard. And finally, he has two sets of ram's horns -- one on his head, and one around his waist as a belt. He also isn't afraid to read from a book while he's casting a spell and pointing his staff, which is a bit like a fighter wielding two weapons at once. But the best part? He's sculpted by a man...a man whose name is...TIM (Prow):

Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur: You silly sod!

Tim: What?

King Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur: Ohh.

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!

Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?

Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!

Tim: I'm warning you!

Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

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