Loot Crate is a monthly service in which you receive geek-friendly merchandise at a discount, grouped around a particular theme. This month’s theme was villains, which is pretty broad – villains are in all kinds of media so the possibilities for what might be inside were endless. There wasn't many video game villains included, so Bowser had to make up for it:
Bowser wants YOU to help him thwart those obnoxious plumbing brothers! Propaganda right out of Bowser’s Castle as the Koopa Army rallies all Looters to his crazy cause. Protect your fridge with the most hardcore boss from the Mushroom Kingdom! Toss this on a locker and warn anyone who dares try to enter, your treasures are protected by King Koopa’s army! Remember to find a fun place to gather more villainous allies with this magnet and send us pictures!
As magnets go, it's fairly large, but unfortunately not particularly magnet. And since video games and magnets don't go together, this means the Bowser magnet it's really only relegated to refrigerators.
My kids have never played any of the Mario games (we don't own a Wii) but they were able to immediately identify Bowser from "Wreck-It Ralph." As magnets it's pretty boring (it says "I WANT YOU" on it). My daughter rated it two out of five stars.
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