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Live Twitter Review: Amazing Spider-Man 2

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

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On the evening of July 27th I sat down to watch The Amazing Spider-man 2 and to live tweet the event on my twitterfeed @Mattdho. Below is that event: (PS... this movie was the worst)

Live tweeting the Amazing Spider-Man 2. Known from this point as #SPIDEYDEUX

1st scene is extremely intense & dark. Followed by Paul Giamatti grumbling incoherently & Spider-Man making 1000 horrible jokes #SPIDEYDEUX

Stan Lee cameo right after crying Sally Field at Spidey graduation. Then an inappropriately timed kiss. #SPIDEYDEUX

Wait so Spider-Man really de-pants Paul Giamatti. Come on. Please stop being so campy. #SPIDEYDEUX

How old is Spider-man supposed to be? 18? 23? No one knows but this is important. #SPIDEYDEUX

First 10 minutes of the Amazing Spider-Man 2... 2/10. #IBreakUpWithYou #SPIDEYDEUX

Why can his girlfriend know who he is but his aunt can't? #SPIDEYDEUX

Oh Jamie Foxx plays a loser in this movie. I'm guessing Spidey is going to spurn his advances. #SPIDEYDEUX

Spidey should go rob the Islamic State in order to give his Aunt some cash. #SPIDEYDEUX

It's hard to imagine Jamie Foxx as having such a low self esteem b/c Ive seen his penis. But he's that good of an actor I buy it #SPIDEYDEUX

It's hard to imagine Jamie Foxx as having such a low self esteem b/c Ive seen his penis. But he's that good of an actor I buy it #SPIDEYDEUX

The only movie you'll see a Sony Vaio in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 #SPIDEYDEUX

BJ Novak is really stuck playing the role as asshole hipster he wrote himself into from The Office. #SPIDEYDEUX

Corporate Negligence creates Electro? #SPIDEYDEUX

Harry Osborn channeling some serious Zuckerberg. #SPIDEYDEUX

Spidey and Harry have a touching bro moment at the beginning of the second act right after Electro is created. #SPIDEYDEUX

First they're standoffish. But then a good unibrow joke reignites they old friendship, then they talk about women like property. #SPIDEYDEUX

After seeing Electro for 5 minutes I want him to kill Spider-Man and rule the world as Master and Commander. #SPIDEYDEUX

Spidey channels George Costanza's human Frogger on the way to the worst romantic bullshit scene in years. #SPIDEYDEUX

Electro sees the whole world like how Neo sees the Machine City in The Matrix Revolutions. #SPIDEYDEUX

Spidey follows Gwen around NYC minimum once a day. Because "it's the closest he could get to still being with her." #Gag #SPIDEYDEUX

Electro is about to go all Skrillex on time square I think. 51 minutes in before conflict arises. #SPIDEYDEUX

Oh Electro gets pissed because people like Spider-Man more. Is this what Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice will be like. PLZ no #SPIDEYDEUX

No only is Spider-man wearing a fireman hat when he blasts electro 1950's southern racist style, but makes 2 more shitty jokes. #SPIDEYDEUX

A frustrated Spidey plays Gone, Gone, Gone by Philips Philips while decided to posthumously forgive his parents. #SPIDEYDEUX #ShitFlix

Both Harry & Spidey find hidden messages from their fathers who ironically used to he buddies. This will surely lead to act 3. #SPIDEYDEUX

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 had 3 writers and it's not even based on original content. Three. #SPIDEYDEUX

Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci & Jeff Pinkner the writers of #SPIDEYDEUX have definitely read #SaveTheCat This is more formulaic than #Sorkin

90min in Gwen and Spidey are in the closet hiding from Oscorp thugs, Spidey actually points out in dialogue the dumb plot. #SPIDEYDEUX

It's been 15 min since electro was hosed down by Spidey in time square. Where is he? #SPIDEYDEUX

Oh, Electro is at some random ass institute ran by literally a mad scientist. #SPIDEYDEUX

The mad scientist who is studying who and why Electro is just happens to be German. Of course. COME ON PLEASE. #SPIDEYDEUX

Sally Field is still pretty good in it. #SPIDEYDEUX

"YOURE A FRAUD SPIDER-MAN"- Harry

Nearly as shitty as

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart." - Padmé

#SPIDEYDEUX

Train tokens hidden in the TI-83 calculator. #SPIDEYDEUX

Barely any action happens in this super expensive film. #SPIDEYDEUX

Spider-Man has to read out loud hahaha. #SPIDEYDEUX

Spidey's dad's secret train laboratory is a total Platform 9 3/4 ripoff. #SPIDEYDEUX

The only saving grace would be if The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was ironically shitty like Piranha 3D or Sharknado. #SPIDEYDEUX

Jason Schwartzman was a strange casting decision as the the thug that runs Oscorp security.
#SPIDEYDEUX

Wait so Harry zaps Electro with a tazer and now he no longer needs to take on physical form.
#SPIDEYDEUX

Romantic scene for no reason #900
#SPIDEYDEUX #ILOVEYOU

A God named Sparkles?
#SPIDEYDEUX

WHERE IS RHINO? 30 min left.
#SPIDEYDEUX

Why does electro ever take physical form? Just be invisible and shoot lightning always.
#SPIDEYDEUX

Electro plays Itsy Bitsy Spider while trying to murder Spidey.
#SPIDEYDEUX

The entire colliding planes thing in
#SPIDEYDEUX has literally nothing to do with the plot or characters. Totally pointless.

My GOD the green Goblin looks soooooo gross. Come on.
#SPIDEYDEUX

Green Golbin and Spidey fighting inside the gigantic clock. Do I smell a "ran out of time" joke following a death?
#SPIDEYDEUX

HOLY SHIT. they killed Gwen. Jesus. Spidey didn't save her OR her dad. Come on. This movie is horse shit.
#SPIDEYDEUX

"I AM THE RHINO! I told you I would be back!"

Finally Paul Giamatti is back. With minutes left in film.
#SPIDEYDEUX

Spidey smashes Rhino in the face. Cut to black.

Shit fest OVER!!!!! #neveragain
#SPIDEYDEUX