The great thing about the Seinfeld show was its memorability. Every once in a while a plot line or a funny incident pops into mind and makes you laugh again and again. This happened to me recently when I was asked to write a short piece about Lavender in a J.Peterman style. I wrote it and then my real creativity kicked in. I got a plot line for the show. It will never be produced, but I'm going to share it with you. If anyone has a connection to the producers, directors, or actors or anyone connected with the show feel free to share it. Who knows, maybe one day....
Here's how it goes
Elaine writes this very hot script about lavender for Petermans catalog. The next day all the women in the office are wearing lavender.
Peterman comes in and asks "What's that smell? I hate lavender!" 10 minutes later he comes back and the office is empty. Where did everyone go?
Next scene is women running home to shower and being pursued by bees and dogs and winos.
The next day Elaine is the only person there when Peterman walks in. He asks Elaine where everyone is. She shrugs her shoulders. He comments "very strange."
Later a woman walks by Elaine's door limping with a bandage on her ankle, and another scowls at her from a face covered with bee stings. Elaine laughs, of course, and says to no one, while spraying on some lavender fragrance, "well, it got me three dates for next week!"
Can we bring back Seinfeld for one episode?