First off anything that's transpired this past month regarding 'Beyoncés' is'nt her fault, to blame her for a flawless performance in front of 'President Obama' by busting her for lip syncing is pretty tacky, even in today's standards. Britney Spears,'Janet Jackson' all do it, because A...they don't have the breath support to perform live, as well as dance, and B...they're a little over rated. Let's face it,they get a pass because they're sexy and hot, if they looked like 'Rosanne Bar' or 'Melisa McCarthy' they would have been stoned like Mary Madeline. Simply for being fat as well as untalented, but let's not digress off Beyonce and Sunday's Superbowl Halftime Show this Sunday.
Beyonce's Sunday, Feb. 3 performance will definetly beat the total 112.6 million viewers that Madonna drew last year, according to the twittering's on social media sites. The last two Super Bowls scored over 111 million viewers over a four hours period, according to finding's Nielsen's come up with.There's been a surge in 'Beyoncé's' music sales recently acording to Sony Music. And the added publicity among Beyonce's fan's for the halftime sponsor Pepsi who signed a contract with the superstar last month, has been remarkable.
Here's how the halftime of Super Bowl XLVII performance with Beyonce will go down... The game will be uneventfull, and since the majority of the country aren't even fans of the Baltimore Ravens or San Francisco 49ers anyway, nobody will care who lead's the game, a game that everybody will forget about by The Chicago Auto Show in 2 weeks. It's all about the hot wings and liquor anyway, that is...until Beyonce perform's at halftime, she'll come out in something sheer and five minutes into her twelve minute performance there'll be a definite wardrobe malfunctions, during "Single Ladies" resulting in partial nudity. Causing blaring horns rising into 'Crazy In Love' intro. 'Beyonce' will strut across the stage with Jay Z behind her, cupping her huge nursing breasts acting as a man bra and, whatever you think of her music, you'll be happy that instead, your not seeing 'Madonna's' shrivelled up lady sacks.
As 'Crazy in Love' fades out, Beyonce will cheekily stick her tongue out reminding us of her inauguration lip syncing debucle. As she hits a high point of the song ,she motions the music to suddenly stop. Proving our girll's no Milli Vanilli, as the crowd cheers as they rise to their feet applauding. As Beyonce leers coyly, she raises her arm and makes the "cut it" sign and hit an operatic high note leads into another song...Too Bad Haters!
Of course we can expect to hear her more out of breath than usual, with the help of a second body mike. And she'll be panting than usual,but let's face it, it's the only way her critics will know she's performing live. After all up to now, was all the fuss worth it, rasing all that to do over lip-syncing. Let them try singing in the cold while remembering the words to 'The National Anthem' and hey you try singing when you're trying to keep up with her backup dancers on your heels, gyrating like that?
Beyonce's a perfectionist,who's been practicing till her feet bleed,assuring her fan's that she definetly will perform the Super Bowl halftime show live,because she's well rehearsed, for what she was born to do. This is one“Single Lady” ready for a brand new tour very..very.. Soon!
So watch out Super Bowl XLVII fan's you asked for a Hot Half Time Show.. You better get ready...Because Your Gonna to get One!
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