A real Prince for Oakland; Prince Frederic von Anhalt. What a great political idea, someone from Oakland should have contacted Prince Frederic von Anhalt earlier this week and requested a serious political talk with him. Since the Oakland mayoral election has not commenced in full swing it would be great to invite or rather beg Prince Frederic von Anhalt to consider being Oakland's next mayor.
Prince Frederic von Anhalt who is a 65-year-old flamboyant socialite is preparing to make an announcement of entering the California gubernatorial race. Von Anhalt and his attorney said they will file his candidate papers at the secretary of state's office in Sacramento this week.
An Actual Change is Possible!
Every prominent Oakland resident who have been waiting for a glorious change for Oakland should be promoting all efforts to obtain Prince Frederic von Anhalt as their next mayor. What a great change this will be for Oakland to be known as the city of the Prince, and be the envy of the bay area, especially San Francisco. Oakland supporters should do their best to encourage or rather beg Prince Frederic to run for mayor of Oakland. Prince Frederic is everything that Oakland could want in a mayor. He believes in living the good life, legalizing marijuana, legalizing prostitution, banning bad drivers, and applying more sin taxes to recover revenue for Oakland. Actually Prince Anhalt would be a perfect fit as Oakland mayor if you align his platform with the general attitude of an Oakland citizen. Let's look at his actual platform which may actually interest you even if you're not a resident of Oakland.
Prince Frederic von Anhalt Political Platform:
Theme: Return the Good Life to California [Oakland]
Reduce vehicle-registration fees, punish bad drivers [great for legal drivers, bad for illegal alien drivers]
Proposing a "sin tax" on alcoholic beverages
Proposing a "sin tax" on cigarettes
Proposing legalization of marijuana
Proposing legalization of prostitution
Proposing a "sin tax" on marijuana
Proposing a "sin tax" on prostitution
Propose removing the ban on gay marriage
Lift the import ban on Cuban cigars [increase Port of Oakland traffic]
Business not as Usual:
In all honesty Prince Frederic von Anhalt is not far off in appeasing the vast majority of Oakland residents with his proposals. Oakland already has a super marijuana supply outlet warehouse therefore legalizing marijuana would promote more business by increasing the amount of marijuana supply outlets. This could be great to increase Oakland's tax revenue. Another idea by Prince Frederic would be to legalize prostitution which has been an ongoing under the table business operation in Oakland. For many years "Business Evening Women" have been parading up and down San Pablo Avenue in Oakland soliciting for business prospects. These business women only want to earn a descent living wage, and the Prince's proposal will definitely help these bold entrepreneurs.
Favorable Attitude of the Citizens:
Prince Frederic made a noted comment of truth when he said "Marijuana is a big industry already, let's legalize it, tax it, make some money and put less people in jail." There is already a statewide initiative to legalize and tax marijuana and it is likely to appear on the November ballot which would accommodate Prince Frederic's campaign platform perfectly. As noted Prince Frederic also favors repealing the ban on gay marriage, which voters wrote into the state constitution in 2008. If Oakland had a mayoral candidate like Prince Frederic campaigning for gay's it would solidify this immediate area of the Bay Area Region and force Sacramento to reverse the gay ban laws.
Bring your Money to Oakland; Please!
Although Prince Frederic von Anhalt will be running as an independent it would be of great benefit if all constituents of all political parties in Oakland telephone him, email him, invite him and convince him not to run for governor of California but instead run for mayor of Oakland. Surely there are enough constituents in Oakland that could plea to Prince Frederic that he does not have to waste millions of dollars on a gubernatorial race that in all likelihood would not welcome him. It would be wise for Oakland political powers to convince him not to waste millions of dollars on a gubernatorial race but instead invest in Oakland. Persuade him to invest in an Oakland Small Business Incubator for Entrepreneurs or invest in the Oakland Chamber of Commerce to promote his new business agenda for Oakland. Enlighten him that he can be assured that his candidacy would not be in vain if he filed as a mayoral candidate for Oakland.
Please Welcome the Prince of Oakland!
His platform is perfect for Oakland and he would bring a splash of prestige and a sense of nobility to Oakland residents. Oakland needs a face lift from the embedded years of socialist programs of perpetual welfare dependency; therefore Prince Frederic von Anhalt would be a surprising new welcome to change the landscape of Oakland. Someone had better call the Prince today and beg him to consider Oakland as his political spotlight so that he may advance across the threshold of California politics and into his new kingdom of Oakland.
Comments
FRED is one of the 3 BERST candidates for GOVERNOR
NATIONWIDE for
MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION.
(1) CRIS ERICSON-VERMONT
(2) KRISTIN DAVIS-NEW YORK
(3) FRED-CALIFORNIA
Frederick is a fake Prince. Many years ago, (1980) Frederick bought his title with money.
In Germany, there was an elderly woman, who was the last heir to the Kaiser.
She was destitute, because the Monarchy was abolished long ago, and the Gov't didn't support her.
Frederick offered a sizable sum of $$$ to have her legally adopt him to be her adult son.
She needed the $$, and he needed the fake title, so she accepted the offer.
Then Frederick started calling himself a Prince, dressing in uniforms with lots of phony medals!
He has NO Blue Blood in his veins. He is a German commoner masquerading as royalty.
Frederick says he is not an Actor like Arnold, but Frederick pretends, acts like a Prince every day of his life,
even though he knows it is a total lie and deception.
And if you repeat the same lie enough, everybody thinks it must be the truth!!
To Joe Duffy: So what's the difference between Prince Freddie buying his title and all other politicians buying their title? At least Prince Freddie knows he's living under false pretence but your local and national politician who buy their title really believe they are royalty.
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