Wow. AshleyMadison.com, where you can pay to cheat on your spouse, is now offering $25 million to get the naming rights to Meadowlands stadium, where the Giants and Jets football teams play. Hold on, do I need to go further? No. Should they let AshleyMadison.com name the field. No! I can see it now.
"Dad, where are we going?"
"To Ashley Madison Field son. We're going to watch the Giants play."
"Oh, who's Ashley Madison?"
"Oh, it's that great site that split up me and your mom when she found I was cheating on her. Remember, when you cried for a couple days?"
"Oh. Can we go home?"
Besides, what kind of girly name for a football stadium is AshleyMadison Field? Where have morals and ethics gone to in this country? As long as money's involved, it's OK. Right? AshleyMadison.com seeks to legitimize infidelity, and to a certain extent, has. It's a free country, but just know that cheating on a spouse is atrocious behavior and people are not real men (or women) if they engage in it. They're scum.
I guess AshleyMadison field could be nicknamed, "Scumbag Field." Now there's a football stadium name.
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The dad in your story absolutely ruined a great opportunity to discuss morality. Consequently, that's where morals and ethics have gone.
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