I was riding the M15 up from the East Village after a Friday night of karaoke classics at my favorite place to watch my friends make fools of themselves, Sing-Sing, when at a stop near 34th Street, a man stood up from his seat and began yelling at the person behind him, seemingly out of nowhere. This is precisely what I heard:
"You want to step out?! You want to step out?! You're not so clean! Your butt is dirty!"
He was a stubby guy with a backpack and the leftovers of an Asian accent, and his victim was a white-haired, cane-holding black gentleman who didn't seem to notice that he'd just been given a verbal beat-down. Now to be fair, I was in the back of the bus behind a guy who was inexplicably grunting at ten-second intervals, but I'm positive that's what the yeller yelled. How he knew anything about his fellow rider's butt I'm less sure of.
He strutted off the bus with an air of accomplishment, and we were all left to wonder what the old man could've possibly said to rile him up.
– Katie Ett, unapologeticallymundane.com
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What do you think would happen if the fight had escalated right on the bus? Would the driver have pulled over and wrestled them apart?
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