This article is just on Glenn Beck quotes. No commentary, these quotes just speak for themselves. Go to Random Beck quote generator for more nutty quotes. Wait, I guess that was a bit of commentary, huh? Wait, right before I publish this Dennis Miller said death threats against those who voted for health care reform is no big deal. Yeah, who cares about death threats, huh?
''You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today. ... Please dear God, read history. Please dear God read the truth of what these people have said in their own words, and ask yourself this one question: Do you trust these people enough to give them control over who lives and who dies? Because that's what health care is when you have no other choice but to go to the state.''
—Glenn Beck, comparing health care reform to Nazi eugenics
''When you see the effects of what they're doing to the economy, remember these words: We will survive. No -- we'll do better than survive, we will thrive. As long as these people are not in control. They are taking you to a place to be slaughtered!''
—Glenn Beck, on FOX News, Nov. 3, 2009
''Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.''
—Glenn Beck, in 2003
''I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today.''
—Glenn Beck, on why people who lost their homes in forest fires in California had it coming, 'The Glenn Beck Program,' Oct. 22, 2007
''This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.''
—Glenn Beck, on President Obama, sparking an advertiser exodus from his FOX News show, July 28, 2009
''You got to have an enemy to fight. And when you have an enemy to fight, then you can unite the entire world behind you, and you seize power. That was Hitler's plan. His enemy: the Jew. Al Gore's enemy, the U.N.'s enemy: global warming. Then you get the scientists — eugenics. You get the scientists — global warming. Then you have to discredit the scientists who say, 'That's not right.' And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did.''
—Glenn Beck, linking Al Gore's campaign against global warming to Hitler's campaign against the Jews, 'The Glenn Beck Program,' April 30, 2007
''Barack Obama ... chose to use his name Barack for a reason -- to identify, not with America -- you don't take the name Barack to identify with America. You take the name Barack to identify with what? Your heritage? The heritage, maybe, of your father in Kenya, who is a radical? Is -- really? Searching for something to give him any kind of meaning, just as he was searching later in life for religion.''
—Glenn Beck, “The Glenn Beck Program,â€? Feb. 4, 2010
''I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anybody!''
—Glenn Beck
''Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing].''
—Glenn Beck on his radio show, May 1, 2007
''The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'''
—Glenn Beck, Jan. 2009
''I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?''
—Glenn Beck, responding to the question 'What would people do for $50 million?', 'The Glenn Beck Program,' May 17, 2005
'I want a chastity belt on this man. I want his every move watched in Washington. I don't trust this guy...This one could end with a dead intern. I'm just saying, it could end with a dead intern!''
—Glenn Beck, on Sen. Scott Brown saying his daughters are ''available'' during his election victory speech
'You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today. ... Please dear God, read history. Please dear God read the truth of what these people have said in their own words, and ask yourself this one question: Do you trust these people enough to give them control over who lives and who dies? Because that's what health care is when you have no other choice but to go to the state.''
—Glenn Beck, comparing health care reform to Nazi eugenics
Comments
I did read these quotes. And after watching Glenn Beck for years, I understand how he is saying these things. They're jokes. He's usually red in the face and exasperated and joking. Of course, just printed without any knowledge of how Beck delivers these quotes makes for an interesting interpretation, doesn't it. Let me put this another way... if you took Chris Rock's jokes and just printed them, people would be calling for his head!
I think people would accept Glenn Beck's comments as jokes if he were a COMEDIAN! (like Chris Rock)
Perhaps Glenn Beck should change his career path?
If these are jokes, they are among the most hateful I've every seen. Beck is a menace. Some say he is a cynical liar, some say he is plain nuts. I say both.
KL, these arent funny if there supposed to be jokes. chris rock doesnt openly joke in front millions of viewers about calling for the murder of people he disagrees with. thats disgusting
I think marilyn manson is the craziest celebrity alive. do you think so?
Actually these are NOT jokes. You know what makes a good joke, lets assume they are jokes for one moment, but you know what makes a good joke.. a good punchline and the fact that when you read them, you laugh, because most jokes translate to paper. I give you an example of a Chris Rock Joke. On the subject of the tiger attacking Roy of Sigfried and Roy "That Tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger". And one other thing, if you do list Chris Rock's joke down, you will understand that if you say you quoting Chris Rock, you know you quoting a comedian.
Its quite ironic because while he can be extreme it is the only way to get his point across sometimes not because he is extreme or radical but because people are to arrogant to just listen instead they go with pre concieved notions and they know they dont like him or anybody before they even see his show or listen to his radio program... And never once has he lied i have personally looked up many of his "lies" which he states are backed with facts and well ironically they are factual and correct.
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