The three hour Raw continues. Come see how hour 2 gets going. We still have Jesse Ventura’s qualifying matches of guys who never held a world title for a Battle Royal to see who next gets to face Undertaker or John Cena and D-X vs. The Hart Dynasty as well.
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Jesse Ventura verbally dresses down Vince McMahon and says that Vince Sr. didn’t believe in Vince Jr. They’re taking it back tonight and Vince and Jesse will go back on color and play-by-play tonight!
If they do more than just put themselves over, this could be marvelously entertaining. In the words of the immortal Kyle Sparx, “Epic Super Win!” Indeed.
MVP, Mark Henry and R-Truth defeat Chavo Guerrero, Jack Swagger, and Chris Master.
I hate an astounding number of those guys. I wish no one won.
D-X get a segment to smooth over their differences with comedy. Hornswaggle sues D-X in little people’s court and they make short jokes.
Glad to see D-X united to be able to squash uppity Hart family members later. I’m guessing the court next week won’t be good television, but WWE is better at hitting these D-X comedy segments lately, so it has a shot.
Evan Bourne vs. Primo Colon. Nevermind, Randy Orton attacks Primo to try and take his spot in the match. Jesse Ventura allows it.
Oh man, this is terrible. I really won’t want more Orton vs. Cena.
Randy Orton defeats Evan Bourne with a RKO.
Please, please let Legacy screw Orton out of this Battle Royal!
Mickie James, Kelly Kelly and Melina (dressed as Indians with Tatanka’s music) defeat Layla, Jillian Hall and Michelle McCool (dressed as Pilgrims) when Jillian and Michelle ditch Layla. Maryse returns post-match dressed as the Gobbeldy Gooker to beat on Melina.
Always a pleasure to see the cooker. Oh, wait, no it isn’t- I bought that Pay Per View because I thought it would be someone cool in the egg!
Degeneration X defeat The Hart Dynasty.
Pure tag formula and it wasn’t even that good. Hour two of Raw was as bad as hour one was good.
Check this out for hour three.
Comments
Maryse is certainly hotter turkey than Hector Guerrero was. I also appreciate her beating down Melina with a turkey head a lot. Also, I am coming down with a cold.
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