Bite Me Biden

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Does it seem to you Joe Biden likes to say to the world, ‘bite me?’

If someone objects to the President forcing BP to set up a escrow fund without Congressional or court action, Joe’s response is ‘bite me,’ even as the Administration falls short in clean up efforts.  

If top military experts disagree with the VP on Afghan strategy, Joe’s reply is ‘bite me.’

Behold more examples of the wit and wisdom of Joe Biden, probably the most ridiculous vice president in American history.

Yesterday Joe “Bite Me” Biden registered this glittering remark while stump speaking to a surging crowd of 200 glassy-eyed supporters:

"Republicans don't believe in science.”

This is such an idiotic statement it hardly warrants response. However, it is so much fun watching Bite Me play dodge ball, let’s take a few whacks.

Politico reported reactions from two Republicans on the House Science and Technology Committee:

Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.) . . . wrote in an e-mail: “Given the administration’s lack of understanding of the geology of oil exploration, the physics of harnessing nuclear energy, the mechanics of missile defense and the economics of managing a budget, the vice president’s statement lacks credibility.”

Rep. Michael McCaul (R-Texas) . . . said in another e-mailed statement: “I invite the vice president to Texas to explain how he can claim Republicans don’t believe in science and at the same time support cutting NASA’s human space flight program.”

We would add, hey Joe, we are all about science. That’s why we refuse to listen to you and others when you claim man-made global warming is solid science. Yeah. And then there’s that whole stem cell research scam as well. There are many real scientists who’d love to take a Bunsen burner to your tongue Joe, all in the name of science of course.

Let’s keep in mind Joe has been in the federal government his entire adult life, so he is bound to be a bit out of touch. Let’s also keep in mind Sarah Palin devastated him in the 2008 debate, and if she is supposed to be such a dunce, what does that make Joe? (How many documented Biden fact errors did the media refuse to report from that debate?)

Joe “The Mouth” Biden also uttered this gem yesterday.

"This is not about the next election. This is about the next generation."

We suppose Joe thinks he can say anything he likes and we’ll all just receive and believe. Does he really expect us to believe he is not concerned about November? After serial disasters month-to-month these last 18 months, does he really believe we trust him and Obama to hand off a better America to the next generation?

 If Joe isn’t concerned about November, why did he write this in a fundraising letter sent to Democrats recently:

"As things heat up, you can expect House Democrats will be hit with a GOP blitzkrieg of vicious Swift-Boat-style attack ads, Karl Rove-inspired knockout tactics, thinly veiled attempts at character assassination and tea party disruptions,” so send us lots of money right away!

Don’t you love it when an American VP calls it a “disruption” when millions of citizens participate in the political process. Only an elitist moron would refer to citizen activism as a “disruption.”

Obviously Joe is concerned about November. Don’t you find it interesting he uses a ‘blitzkrieg’ of vicious attacks and knockout tactics and character assassinations to drum up dollars to fight supposed attacks, tactics and assassinations? The politics of fear and demagoguery are already in full flower from the mouth of the esteemed VP.

Furthermore, it is not the first time Bite Me has likened Republicans and Tea Party people to Nazis. Some would say the legislative tsunami by Obama/Biden amounts to a blitzkrieg, knowing they have a limited window of opportunity. As to the politics of personal destruction, dirty tricks, thug tactics and smear campaigns, the Democrats under Obama far exceed the Republicans.  Biden demonstrates as much.

“As things heat up . . .”

Where have you been Joe? Things have been pretty hot for more than a year.

Just for fun, here is a great video cataloguing Biden’s greatest hits on the gaffe parade.

In August 2008 Biden said Obama was not qualified to be president:

ABC'S GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: You were asked, "Is he ready?" You said, "I think he can be ready but right now, I don't believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training."
JOE BIDEN: I think that I stand by the statement.
ANNCR: And what does he say about John McCain?
BIDEN: I would be honored to run with or against John McCain, because I think the country would be better off.

Today, Joe Biden would have us believe Obama is the hope of the future. However, the polls  (55% disapprove) tell a vastly different story, and despite what Joe would have us believe, no doubt privately he says of November: 

“This is a big f***ing deal!”
 

ITEMS

Remember the Biden guarantee that a conjured international crisis in the first six months after inauguration would “test the mettle” of this President?

And how was this for Biden instilling confidence?

Biden thinks McChrystal is wrong on Afghanistan. Who do you believe?