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The Spitting Saudi strikes again - but this time busted for "Hate Crime"

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Could this just be a case of Americans leaving a bad taste in the mouth of Saudi Arabian-national Nuha Mohammed Al-Doaifi?
 
It turns out that the expectorating expatriate seems to make a habit out of hacking up lung butter on unsuspecting Yankee Doodle Angries.
 
Didn't Led Zeppelin Name An Album After This Kind Of Stuff?
 
According to FloridaToday.com, Al-Doaifi attempted to enter through the exit door at her local Wal-Mart. Why do these kinds of things always happen at Wal-Mart?
 
But I digress, Al-Doaifi smacked the exit door as she entered the Hillbilly Harrods. 
 
A passing customer pointed out the directional error to our modern day Magellan. 
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That's all it took to enrage Al-Doaifi, who promptly spit in the face of the unsuspecting Good Samaritan.  
 
Reportedly, Al-Doaifi yakked a loogie at another customer "who apparently got to close to her".
 
In a scene straight out of America's Most Wanted, local law enforcement was dispatched to Wal-Mart forthwith. According to some, fifthwith.
 
When police officers asked the phlegmophile foreigner as to why she launch her own saliva-induced jihad, Al-Doaifi reported said;
 
“Americans are pushing us around.”
 
Tong Tong!
 
Po-po spokeschick, Yvonne Martinez said;
 
“Her actions were directed at random people based on their ethnicity and that’s according to her own statement.
 
She’s also had an incident with one of her Florida Tech professors. She also spit at the professor.
 
They have initiated procedures to have her sent back to Saudi Arabia.”
 
Reportedly, Al-Doaifi is charged with battery with a hate-crime enhancement.
 
Hmmm... I can't help but wonder what would happen to a contracted worker in Saudi Arabia, who happens to be a Filipino Catholic, if they spit on a Saudi citizen in Mecca? 
 
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