Don't be frightened America. Fox News' golden-haired patriot Glenn Beck and Teddy Ruxpin's evil twin, former CIA agent Michael Scheuer know what needs to be done to save the mighty Red, White, and Blue from certain doom thanks to Comrade Barry and the rest of the Democratic pussies currently in charge of ruining the country.
Osama bin Laden must "deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States" if this country ever hopes to return to its pre-Obama glory days when the U.S. of A was number one and everyone else could basically just go suck it. Because if there's anything Glenn Beck and his special friend Michael Scheuer understand, it is that uppity politicians like Obama only care about staying in office, praise from the media, and what the god-forsaken Europeans think about them.
Which is why America's only hope is a catastrophic attack courtesy of Osama that will "force Americans to demand that their government protect them effectively, consistently, and with as much violence as necessary."
Come to think of it, why not just shock and awe this immigrant-ridden wasteland ourselves and save Mr. bin Laden the effort? Communicating from caves can be soooooo annoying these days!
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I am not shocked by anything this man says or does anymore. One morning we'll wake up to find that he's taken over the FOX studios, barricaded the door and is holding O'Reilly hostage until they bring him a ransom of golden Slim Jims and the key to Salt Lake City.
Here is a list of the advertisers that support Glenn Beck:
Best Buy, Travelocity, Ditech, Wachovia, Pillsbury/ General Mills, Travelocity, Remax, ProtectmyID.com, Office Depot, American Express, Franklin-Templeton Investments, Chattem Chemicals / Capzasin, Yahoo!, UBS, Tyson Foods, Target, Subaru, State Farm Insurance, Splenda / Johnson and Johnson, One a Day / Bayer, WebMD, Terminix, Rosetta Stone, 1-800-Pet-Meds, IAMS, AT&T, CDW, Centrum, Comcast, Hertz, Lowes,
Holiday Inn Express, Adobe, American Standard Companies Inc., Dannon, GM, Orbitz, Progressive Insurance, Priceline, Crest, Nextel, Walmart, Toyota
This was absolutely shameful. I will be complaining to the advertisers.
Via a dictionary:
terrorist
–noun
1. a person, usually a member of a group, who uses or ADVOCATES TERRORISM.
2. a person who terrorizes or frightens others.
By definition, Michael Scheuer is a terrorist. Michael Scheuer is a traitor. Arrest him!
Hilary: Thank you for the list. I shall email each and every one, and advise my friends and family to do likewise. This domestic TERRORIST should learn there are consequences to actions, even if you ARE a conservative.
thank you for the list.. I will also write to them that I WILL continue to buy their products. Democrats and neocons are both scum, and the people follow their party line totally are idiots. I dropped Progressive because of their underhanded spying on employees in their off time.
Only the elimination of all conservative Christians will allow all Americans to be free and the world to no longer have to live in fear of the U.S.A.'s imperialist, terrorist holy war. The conservative ideology has never helped mankind in any way, it has not only never helped mankind in anyway, it has oppressed, murdered, raped and killed all those in it's way to gain power. History shows us this. Fact shows us this. James Madison, the "Father of the U.S. Constitution", along with many founders of this country, regardless of their religious or non-religious affiliations, knew keeping politics and religion separate not only preserves each, but helps them flourish: "The number, the industry, and the morality of the Priesthood and the devotion of the people have been manifestly increased by the total separation of the Church and the State."
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