Doggy humor No. 22

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• 12, Chappy, and Whiskey 2 years ago

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  Hobo, didn't we hear something about Casper coming clean that he didn't really live at that house, that he really was breaking in, and Foley saved the day? Hmmm, now where did we hear about that...

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• Luca&Junior 2 years ago

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  WOOW! Hobo! What a problem! but we wouldn't worry so much if we were you! Foley is an excellent attorney, you shouldn't fire him! and cats are making a terrible fuss! Just see! They don't work, they misbehave and don't even let that poor widow squirrel Charlene friend of yours to move freely. Pups Temp International sounds a fantastic option! Puppies are hard workers and don't mind about trivial details. Go for it Hobo!!

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• The Pup pack 2 years ago

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  You tell them kitties to get back to work.....Sabbat and Danu and Anatu are looking for work.....should I send them that way. They know Foley saved the day!

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• Foley Monster 2 years ago

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  Let them eat nip. I did nothing wrong. I was protecting a home. I don't dislike cats. But if there sitting on the lawn and your mowing I see no reason to stop. We'll break the kitty union Hobo. Trust me.

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• Shiloh 2 years ago

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  I've already told you that you will not be able to make any firm decisions until after the Full Moon, Hobo. Stall everyone until Mon., and then you'll see a clear path out of this. If you're still confused flip a coin BOL. Wgs

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• Hattie Mae 2 years ago

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  This crisis may turn out to be just the break I needed to get into the fashion business. Fire the cats! The whole lot of them. I have extensive fashion experience and know the market well. I would be honored to step in and help run this business. Puppies would do a fabulous job and may even improve your already popular product line. As they get older they can "move up" to the packing department.

  I believe whole heartily that Miss Foley is NOT a specist. She simply saw what was perceived as a break in and acted on instinct to protect her neighbor's property. I smell a rat in all of this, is it possible the cats were just looking for a good excuse to get out of work?

  I would be more than happy to submit my resume and a portfolio of my fashion sketches for your perusal.

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• Jack from Melbourne.Aust. 2 years ago

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  BOL.....

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• LADYBUG 2 years ago

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  After replying to your problems on Doggyweb, I see where I can comment on here too... so.... as I said,, if I gain enough strenght on the trip home, I will give it my best shot in CONTROL of the situation in the backyard.. we don't need any protesters with signs giving my FRIEND HOBO grief on his OWN PROPERTY.. Of course, my run ins with felines have cost me many $$$$$ to repair, but seemed to bounce back in good order... I must give you some advice though on hiring alley cats.. as I do believe that the one I encountered was just that... not a one could reason with.. so after I ponder on this for the next couple of days, I will be more than glad to give you further advise... as for Foley Monster.. I do understand that there couldn't be a better attorney... so give that one a second thought before you do anything to drastic.....

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• Gucci and Chase 2 years ago

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  You can't fire the cats, they are unionized. Relocate them to another new division with HUMONGOUS catnip pay to protest in Washington for Obama single payer animal health care paid for by the FAT CATS....apply for Billions of $$$ of stimulous money, run gillions of ads, hire Harvard Grad...Hattie Mae as VP of fashion design, employ rescue puppies that we know are trainable to whatever you ask them to do and never have an opinion of their own. Hire all new company executives ...sshhh...(discriminate and hire only the loyal breeds and look for rib bones protruding, you want only hungry dogs) as you will have money now to pay them millions in Beggin Strip bonuses so you can solicit the best of the best. P.S......Never let a good crisis go to waste!!!

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