The World's Strongest Vagina

Apparently you can set world records at anything these days, even for having "the world's strongest vagina". The claim is that this is now recognized by the "Guinness Book of World Records" as being a legitimate title although of course it is one of those stories which is much too good to go and actually check.

Tatiata Kozhevnikova of , aged 42, says that she has been awarded the accolade for her persistence in exercising her internal muscles over the past 15 years, to the point where she can lift 14 kilos (just over 30 pounds) using specially designed equipment. No, we'll spare you the details of such equipment and precise methods but they're not dissimilar to some methods occasionally recommended to women with problems with their pelvic floor after a difficult birth.

Kozhevnikova says that after the birth of her child she was worried about the strength or not of her internal muscles and so started to exercise them on a regular basis. After all those years (and she notes interesting effects upon her sex life as well) she is now the proud owner of the title.

In further evidence that Russia really is a foreign land, one where they do things differently, there is a report of a lady who drugged and raped ten men. One of her victims seems reluctant to become the victim, claiming only that "“It was great,” the unnamed man said. “I like hot women. I only wish she hadn't used the clonidine on me.”"

Quite how someone drugged into imbecility knows whether it was great or not is as yet unknown.