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President Obama today announced* that health care reform would indeed mean that someone, somewhere, was going to have to make tough choices about what health care was appropriate in what circumstances.
"As President, it is my duty to step up to the plate and lead. To take these hard decisions and to show that, yes, indeed, we can."
Stephen Hawking, in a statement which was, for obvious reasons, taken before the completion of the ceremony in the White House, said that he was honored to be able to play such a leading role in health care reform.
"The National Health Service has treated me incredibly well for the past 40 years for motor neurone disease and of course there is nothing in any of the proposals for changes here in America will lead to death panels or any of that nonsense.
"Hey, watch what you're doing with that ribbon will you......."**
President Obama then shot his cuffs, affixed a small toothbrush mustache and accompanied by a swastika waving mob said "Now, where's that Nancy Pelosi....sure looks like Alzhemier's to me....Sturmbanfuhrer, you go get Teddy."***
*No, not really.
** No, really, not.
*** Complete invention worthy of Lyndon LaRouche.
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This made me feel really uncomfortable. Do you think it was really a good idea to write?
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