(Reuters)
Police in Japan have arrested a man on suspicion of property damage after leaving his "scent" in the mail slot of an apartment belonging to a woman he liked.
According to the Mainichi Daily News, 22-year-old Yuuki Oshima visited the woman's apartment in the middle of the night and peed through the mail slot in the door onto a towel that was hung inside tthe mail slot o keep people from peering into the apartment.
Police said Oshima has confessed and quoted him as saying, "I absolutely went crazy for her the first time I saw her, and just did it."
Apparently, he's been doing it for a while. Oshima told police that he first saw the woman on the street in mid-August but didn't speak to her or try to approach her. The woman had reported to police that from late August, her doorbell would often ring in the middle of the night and she'd sometimes his "mark" inside the entrance to her apartment.
Well, if that doesn't win her heart, nothing will.
--Hey, it works for kitty cats. (Wonder if it worked for Tiger.)
--So did police find this guy or did they hire a tracker?
--And here I thought I was the only person who met his wife that way.
--If you're peeing through a mail slot, what does that say about your equipment?
--Too bad for this guy that police already leaked his name to the press.
--"Love Is A Many Splattered Thing..."
Does not approve!
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