Horse arrives for questioning (LancasterOnline)
Big news in Quarryville, PA, the other night: Police charged the driver of a slow-moving horse and buggy with drunk driving. The man was Amish, slumped over and asleep as the slowly-moving buggy meandered through town.
After police who him up, 22-year-old Elmer Stolzfoos Fisher blew a point-18 on the breathalyzer --legal limit is point-08 in P-A.
Wait, isn't the horse a designated driver?
--The good news: None of his family will find out about this on the television.
--"The reason I pulled you over sir is that you had your turn-candle on for the last five miles."
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