John Mayer in Playboy on his racist penis, black women, Jennifer Anniston and Jessica Simpson

John Mayer in Playboy Magazine on his penis, black women, jennifer Anniston and Jessica Simpson.

Today's Abiola's Kiss & Tell News.

PLAYBOY contributing editor Rob Tannenbaum interviewed singer John Mayer in his latest conroversial interview for the March 2010 issue of PLAYBOY Magazine.

Here are the 5 stupidest things John Mayer said in that PLAYBOY interview:

5) His penis is a white supremacist.

On dating African American women: "I don't think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fu*kin’ David Duke c*ck. I'm going to start dating separately from my d*ck. …I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s super hot and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl.

Mr. Mayer, many people of all backgrounds have never dated interacially and never will. There is a difference between having never happened to have dated someone of another race and specifically saying that you have a KKK related penis. That means that African American women are abhorent to you. On behalf of black women everywhere, I thank you for your honesty. Although I  was a fan I just deleted your music and I will replace it with someone less idiotic, like Kanye West.

4) Jennifer Annison is "the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person." Translation: "She's too good for my sorry ass."

3) "Black people love me" so I'll throw in the N-Word too for good measure. 

PLAYBOY: If you didn't know you, would you think you're a douche bag?

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are "Your Body Is a Wonderland" and "Daughters." If you think those songs are pandering, then you'll think I'm a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very...I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That's why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you're very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, "What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?" And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n*igger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, "I can't really have a hood pass. I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'"

That's not a word or phrase I use and I grew up a "hood." John Mayer has since apologized via twitter.

2) Sex in 2006 with Jessica Simpson was explosive and addictive. "That girl was like crack cocaine to me... Sexually, it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm." TMI, women love it. Nothing like a man giving you a sexual review in a magazine.

1) Douche-bag patrol.  "I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of 'Us Weekly'." Really John Mayer, how's that working out for you?

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