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Michelle Obama-Self imposed exile
Michelle Obama is under a self imposed exile from the spotlight as of late . It seems the First Lady did not take kindly to the recent media circus precipitated by her wearing of shorts on her west coast vacation . I guess this is the Barack Administrations way of punishing the media .
I'll be honest , as a freelance writer covering Michelle Obama this poses a problem for me and I do not like it , how am I suppose to make a living if there is nothing sensational and fresh to write about Michelle Obama . I need stories , the fact that Michelle Obama is helping out with Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympics by going to Denmark next month is o.k. , but not exactly the kind of topic that jumps off the charts .
Stories like Michelle Obama's Martha's Vineyard vacation are great for the bottom line . If Michelle Obama and the Barack administration continue their media black out I'll be out of a job soon . Come back Michelle Obama , the fact that you and Barack Obama are a living history experiment may have caused the media to get carried away in the last couple of months . I , on behalf of all journalists covering you promise to only write one sensational , virally charged story a week so you can keep your sanity and we can keep our job .
How about it? Do we have deal?
P.S. If you do not decide to continue your impromptu public appearances and buzzworthy fashion statements , that's O.K. , I understand , I could always write about health care reform or something I guess .
Comments
After the Acorn Meltdown maybe Michelle O. is trying to help Barry pick up the pieces, someone there to wipe away the tears, while they both watch him and his administration bite the dust.
you could always check her blog:
mrs-o.org/
made in squarespace like:
thefirst.squarespace.com
She went to look for Barry's Birth Certificate
@peter I was checking out some Squarespace the other day. Mark Echo? something like that
She went to fix her underbite - look closely (sign of in-breeding)
the right not to speak
Hey Cliff, every time I've been about Michelle Obama's hair, women love that:
watchfreeepisodes.com/michelle-obama-hair-weave-i-dont-think-so/4957/
and
www.watchfreeepisodes.com/michelle-obama-hair-dresser-heres-michelle-obamas-hair-stylist-johnny-wright-of-frederic-fekkai-and-the-products-he-uses-on-michelle-obamas/4985/
And they love reading about her height and weight:
www.watchfreeepisodes.com/michelle-obama-dress-size-weight-height-how-much-does-michelle-obama-weigh-questions-lighting-up-google/shows/6436/
She went to find good looks. Still looking.
@Paula Moon How about a Michelle Obama weight gain report
She went to find some truth, had to leave the white house
Maybe she is hiding out in a local ACORN office ready to pounce on the next pimp and prostitute who come in looking for a loan to smuggle child prostitutes into this country.
Or she could be hoein the garden!
Michelle looks great in shorts and short sleeves, unlike (I'm betting) about 100% of her wingnut detractors. Some people should NOT wear short sleeves or shorts because they are FAT. I'll bet Found Her has an ass like a buffalo and a face like roadkill.
"Jennifer" kind of ironic that you called someone buffalo ass, take a gander at that bulbous lump that is Michelle O's rear.
Why don't you do a column about Bill Maher's recent jab at the First Lady with his "Ho in the garden" bit from HBO. A lot to "examine" there! Don't go over the cliff...
What's the deal with Bill Maher anyhow, why is he always so angry or are libtards always supposed to be angry. Well then again who can blame him, he's gawd-awful ugly, has a nose the size of a large cucumber, his little lame metro-sexual comedy schtick has always sucked, and he needs Just For Men Hair coloring already, poor little Billy.
WHO LET HOES IN THE GARDEN?
From reading these responses it looks like the KKK is alive and well.
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