The Michelle Obama Examiner has been following President Barack Obama and the First Lady closely for a little over a year now. The opportunity to devote a whole column to Michelle Obama and Barack Obama is hard to pass up. The topic of this article came to us out of nowhere. We can't put our finger on it as of yet but we think it should be noted as containing quite a bit of significance.
After attending Morehouse College its not that much of a stretch for one to become a "De Facto" expert on the inner workings of black society in the United States in general and the subtle nuances involved in interpreting the current state of affairs. One of the most famous graduates in recent history has managed to make quite a good living on his interpretation of black society on the big screen. With that in mind the Michelle Obama Examiner decided to take a look at the relationship between Barack Obama and Michelle Obama. Was it born out of love ?, was it a "marriage of convenience"?, or a magical combination of both.
To undertake this objective analysis we are going to put away the "fist bumps" and "high fives" for now and deal with what the Michelle Obama Examiner has learned in the past 10 months. We know it's not that long a time but we're "experts" , and besides. The right wing conservative author Michelle Malkin who we're not particularly a fan of took less time than that to come out with her tell all book.
To begin with we want to point out that Barack Obama came up on our radar probably the same time as everyone else. That last couple months of the Democratic primary. Being totally honest. This is often the case with "phenomenas". So we had some catching up to do in regards to our perception of what this phenomena means. We had heard his name mentioned once or twice as a possible Presidential contender but did not take that much note of it in the early going. Now that Michelle Obama and Barack Obama have been placed under our microscope for the past few months we've been able to develop a few inferences on the building blocks of their relationship. There public figures, they can handle it.
One inference that we've come up with is that without Michelle Obama; Barack Obama as we know him would cease to exist. This comes after careful examination of observable displays such as "fist bumps" in which President Obama participated in. We've come to the conclusion that these seemingly impromptu displays of solidarity are a little too well rehearsed. They don't seem quite natural.
Was that part of Michelle and Barack Obama's unspoken agreement involving their marriage? Would part of the deal be that Michelle Obama, we don't know how to say this any other way, but would part of the deal be that the First Lady would teach Barack how to be more black? In return they would share a once in a life time experience. Is the marriage part of brand Obama ?
To be continued.......
The first family has made it to Hawaii.
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Hell I can't imagine any sane man marrying her unless there was something involved in a deal or something. I mean honestly would any normal dude in his right mind marry Michelle?
Come on Cliffy Michelle Malkin is a BABE brah.
First, becoming the President is not something that you can bet on for the future. So this whole Idea that a 15 + year marriage was "arranged" is simply ignorant. Second, there are a lot of people who would marry First Lady Michelle Obama. Don't let the media's fixation of black athletes with sub par non-black women make you think that someone wouldn't marry Michelle Obama. That's absurd and ignorant. Television is ruining us all. LOL
if this post isn't a joke, it is truly sad...do black people in this country have such low self-esteem that they can't see an attractive, well-educated, ambitious young black man pursuing a relationship with and marrying an attractive, well-educated, ambitious young black woman without it being some sort of 'deal'?
what does that say about how black people see themselves in general and black women in particular? after all, Tiger married what the world hold's up as the ideal of beauty, young, pretty, blonder than blond, and that still wasn't enough.
Barack is a smart man and married a smart woman who he could build a life with and raise smart, well-behaved, children and who represents him 'proudly' before America and the world...and dammit she's a grade A bona fide, nappy headed, slave descended Negro and some black folks seem to be having a harder time accepting that than most white people...is it any wonder we have a Black man in the White House and still hate each other?
Damn "come on" that cocaine is a helluva drug ain't it....
Does it really matter why they got married? No one ever know why two people get married. Some people marry for love, others for money, other for political reasons. Who cares?
why is michelle malkin concerned about why the Obamas are married. Why did she get married? That is what she should be concerned about.
I've been researching this and first you have to understand that Barack is an over-achiever. With this being the case, he's gonna opt for the "clean" girl, not hot, spicy, college babe. In other words, he was empire building and he needed the right props. It didn't matter what she looked like or whether they were really compatible - Leos and Capricorns are generally not compatible long term loves - Friends yes - Love no. Michelle had what he needed to attain a State and U.S. Senate seat, but she's falling short as US First Lady. Can you help me? What I need to complete my observation is the exact birth time for Michelle Obama. This would clear up the issue of her rising sign and give me a fair chance to delineate compatibility. Brother Clifford is right in one respect - it's beginning to look strange. Check out my blog at on Wordpress it's called nudeprovacateuse. I've been tracking the Rise of Obama astrologically.
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My blog focuses on Obama's Overachiever tendencies stemming from his "I'm Tired" statements to the press. I culled info from several sources and found that this behavior may be due to Michelle's neglect. Then I ran Michelle and Barack's astro-charts in Synastry and provided a delineation. Lo and behold it confirms some of the assumptions you make in this story. For example, Barack did use Michelle's earning power to seed his political aspirations. Did she think it was all about love or did he? But the most surprising finding is that outside the bedroom, these two may not get along. They butt heads big time! I hope you read the blog. Also, you're certainly welcome to reference the material as long as you include a link to me.
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Nude Provocateuse
(aka The_Betty)
If he wanted to get into South Chicago politics he had to marry Michelle which required him to sign up for some religion too.
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