Packing for an historic swearing in is not unlike packing for a Super Bowl tailgate party- heed the weather and keep the focus of the occasion in mind. For the biggest party of 2009, D.C. has swelled by millions and been declared a state of emergency. It's almost as if Mardi Gras has moved north this year (minus the beads and toplessness). Here's the inside scoop on what to pack to maximize your inaugural party-hopping.
1. Travel sized inflatable life vest- Hero Sully can't pilot all flights to Reagan Natinal. Now that you're wise to the terrorist threat of geese, bring a vest that's tailored to your measurements. Better safe than sorry in '09.
2. Obama pins- Duh. Far more chic than Obama t-shirts or hats. And lighter in the luggage.
3. Long johns- Washington is historically frigid during inaugurations, and frostbite is never a good look at after-parties. Leave your vanity at home by bundling up in multiple layers. Just remember to devise the all important "flap" for when nature calls. Because it does call. When you're on the Mall. In multiple layers. Surrounded by millions and 400 feet from the nearest Port-a-Potty.
4. Condoms- Thousands of babies were said to have been conceived at Woodstock, and the vibe in D.C. could be a lot like Woodstock (again, minus the beads and toplessness). All babies are a blessing, except for "surprises" during a massive Recession.
5. Hang over cures- Tylenol, valerian, soda, a warm compress, whatever your usual is, pack it. You'll need twice as much after realizing you just woke up next to a Republican masquerading as an Obama-phile.
6. Business cards- Hey, did I mention that we're in a Recession? Think of this trip as the ultimate networking event.
7. Extra memory card for camera- What happens in the District stays in the District. Except for a few flattering sober pics that somehow make their way onto your Facebook account. Someday you'll share these with your grandkids. And they'll think it's cute that you still use Facebook.
8. Map of D.C.- (In case you have an archaic phone that doesn't access Google Maps). D.C. has half way constructed Metro stops, European traffic circles, and multi-leveled streets that splinter off in four different directions. It was also laid out by a Frenchman in 1791. Trust me, you'll live by that map.
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