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Woman finds Jesus Cheeto. I see Cheetos and say,


Mickey Mouse in orange food item. Now there's art. source

Mind your Frito Lays, people.

Now, people consuming high-carb snack products are seeing Cheeto Saviors.

Kelly Ramey popped open her bag of processed day-glo bits of corn and found Christ in her orange-tinted fingers.

Hers isn't the only Jesus sighting in a bag of snacks. Steve Cragg, a youth minister from Texas also found himself some religion in Britney Spears' favorite vegetable in March of this year.

We all want to know what it is with religious symbols and the grain industry, don't we? Are people seeing things due to a lack of B-12? Are carbs the new LSD?

Excuse me, officer. I was under the influence of Keebler.

 

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Jamie VanEaton is an internationally published writer, humorist and dieter who rocks hard on a low-carbohydrate, largely gluten-free lifestyle. She...

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