The Roger Post: "Virtual babies don't need to be changed!"
I do admit that some of my choices are a little suspect, but when I get around a celebrity, I just...I just...and the next thing I know, I'm pregnant.
It's ok, I'm not expecting Justin Bieber to marry me, heavens no, but most celebrities are honorable people (how else did they become celebrities?) and I expect that even though most of my celebrity babies are the result of one-night stands, these people will live up to their reputations for decency and do the right thing and support my babies.
I love all of my celebrity children equally as if they were my own, and each is special in his or her own way (I'm talking to you Chewbacca jr.) and each one will become famous just like their famous parent, or even more. I just know it.