It's a miracle it's taken this long for it to happen. Sofia Vergara was finally busted for a nip slip wardrobe malfunction on New Year's Eve 2013 when her top got knocked off in a fight at a Miami nightclub.
Liz Brown became a member of Colbert Nation after catching a dirty hippie leaning up against her Bentley when it was parked outside her favorite gun shop. She subdued the hippie with a bag of gold coins and has refused to leave her gated community ever since. She fears foreign foods, the poor...