Janet Jackson Super Bowl 2004 boob flash became an instant internet sensation, paving the way for other celebrities to "accidentally" drop their tops in completely innocent "wardrobe malfunctions".
Liz Brown became a member of Colbert Nation after catching a dirty hippie leaning up against her Bentley when it was parked outside her favorite gun shop. She subdued the hippie with a bag of gold coins and has refused to leave her gated community ever since. She fears foreign foods, the poor...