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Too funny Tooth Fairy request letters: How to ask for what you want, kid style

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When you are a child, you ask for what you want, especially when it comes to the Tooth Fairy. These funny letters to the Tooth Fairy are straight forward and simple and hilarious. We adults can learn a lot from this relatively pure source of asking for things.

Here are several funny examples of children asking for what they want in letters to the Tooth Fairy.

We adults can learn from their example as the way to ask for something.

Bias alert: The first one is my daughter's request to the tooth fairy. I'm biased, but it's just so damn cute.

The lessons here are clear. Ask BIG and you are much more likely to get big. If you ask small, you will get small. If you ask big, you may get exactly what you ask for or maybe half, but half of huge is still large while half of small is even less.

Request for the tooth fairy
Request for the tooth fairy roger ziegler

Request for the tooth fairy

"Dear Tooth Fairy

I hope you can give me pixie dust. But if you are not allowed to give it awt, can you give me sumthing better?"

If you can't get what you want, aim even higher (BTW, this was my daughter's request and wouldn't you know, she got the dust. How? Let's just some fairies might not be "coming back" anytime soon. Next tooth, it's a live pony under her pillow).

Request for the tooth fairy 2
Request for the tooth fairy 2 huffington post - john chambers

Request for the tooth fairy 2

"Dear Tooth Fairy,

I love money and all, but may I please have a pack of bacon insted? Love, Laila T.C"

Maybe this letter should go to the Pork fairy?

Request for the Tooth Fairy 3
Request for the Tooth Fairy 3 voicesathand.blogspot.com

Request for the Tooth Fairy 3

"Dear Tooth Fairy,

Thanks for giving me money for my teeth, but I think it's time for a raise. I went through a lot of pain losing these teeth and think I deserve more than 1 dollar. If you disagree please write me back."

Firm, but fair.

Request for the Tooth Fairy 4
Request for the Tooth Fairy 4 sameliasmum.com

Request for the Tooth Fairy 4

"To Tooth Fairy,

I was very brave so can you please give me $10. Thanks.

From Sam    X"

I think that X is a kiss. You get more flies with honey...and ask big. If you ask for $10 maybe you get $5. But ask for $1 you only get $1, or less.

Request for the tooth fairy 5
Request for the tooth fairy 5 blog.shoesonthewrongfeet.com

Request for the tooth fairy 5

"Dear Tooth Fairy,"

Please don't take my tooth. Please give me a present. I want to visit fairy land and please take a picture of Fairy Land.

Love, Jody

P.S. I need a new container for my tooth."

Visit Fairy Land? Either a budding artist, or drug addict.

Request from the tooth fairy 7
Request from the tooth fairy 7 imgur.com reddit

Request from the tooth fairy 7

Then there's this:

"Dear Tooth Fariy,

This is tooth number 6. I wold like 20 or 100 dollars. I've never gotten that. It would be fun. maybe even 1,000! thanks a ton!"

Well, he did ask big.

Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 10
Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 10 emerson huffingtonpost.com

Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 10

"Dear tooth farei,

my tooth whint down the drane. It was an accident. Wil you take this eyelash insted?

From Emerson."

You don't ask, you don't get. Questions is did he drop the eyelash or did he pull it out?

Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 8
Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 8 Gabriella Huffingtonpost.com

Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 8

"Dear Tooth Fairy,

I lost a tooth yesterday. I have the hole in my mouth to prove it. I threw away the tooth when I was eating my pizza. Can I still get tooth money? I know your contract has fine print. Can we please make a deal? Thank you.

Gabriella."

Clearly, she has seen said fine print.

Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 11
Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 11 brenna huffingtonpost.com

Funny Tooth Fairy request letters 11

"Dear Tooth Fairy,

My mom threw away my tooth or my dog ate it. Can you give me a twenty? please! It's a good tooth. I mean it!!

Bye, Brenna"

When in doubt blame your mom, or your dog. And use lots of exclamation points!!!

 

Request for the tooth fairy 6
Request for the tooth fairy 6 mechastewart reddit.com

Request for the tooth fairy 6

And then, sometimes it's just not about you.

"Dear Tooth Fairy,

I would like $100 because we are doing Bowling for Kids who do not have moms or dads.

From Hayden"

Instant pass on the next 8 bad things he does.

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