It's a severe condition that's slowly infecting the entire male population of the entire world. It can strike at any age whether you're young or old and it's been keeping self-consciousness and low self-esteem alive for six thousand decades. Countless picture days have been ruined and hat sales, despite whether they're fancy or not, have flourished since the early 18th century. The very fabric of a man's DNA can be altered forever while shoe polish sales continue to sky rocket. Male pattern baldness doesn't just affect the hair on a man's head. It affects the hair in his heart, in his soul, and deep down in his frankfurter.
And yet there is a magnificent and superior group of actors who have banded together and triumphantly overcome such unfathomable obstacles and not only exist as some of the most successful men working in the entertainment business today, but are actually more recognizable as proud bald men while they scoff at those blessed with luxurious manes of exquisite hair.
These are the entertainers of the world branded with the most dominant form of the Y chromosome that have not only made a name for themselves but have left a legacy as individuals whose dome has forever been referred to as "chrome" and each man is visualized as never having a full head of hair, but dammit if we don't love them anyway.
As you scroll through these ridiculous pictures, some genuine and others from film roles, you'll be reminded why some masculinity doesn't require hair to make an impact.
And in case you're wondering, this article is absolutely 176.39% historically accurate.
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