Every April, most folks get the kids all dressed up in their Sunday best and go to the shopping mall. It is not for trudging through the stores, arguing and exhausted (that comes the next week, when the Christmas sales start). It is to have Easter pictures taken with the big, cute, fluffy Easter bunny.
The bunny is usually sitting in a big chair surrounded by decorations that get more hi- tech every year. He looks very eager to hold the screaming kid, the puking baby, the selfish brat, and the constant cryer. For a luxurious ten minutes, he is the babysitter. The person taking the photos smiles and waves squeaker toys to get the child to make a sweet, adorable face. Click! Next, please.
Most times the pictures are great! Everyone looks clean and well behaved; they are dressed nicely, with a very cute bunny holding them. It is sort of like Santa pictures, with a lot less screaming and crying.
Usually. There are the times the child is not having it. The child has outsmarted you all and knows this bunny business is not what it seems. Or you just got a bad bunny. Perhaps the bunny is a bit strange in appearance, or unkempt, or even trashy -- sort of a Miley Cyrus of bunnies.
In honor of the not - so - perfect Easter Bunny picture - taking event, Here are the top "Bad Easter Bunny" pictures.
Happy Easter. A blessed Passover. And please be safe on the road!