The new year brings the much anticipated, certainly well attended, Walt Disney World Marathon Weekend, January 8-12, 2014. Quickly, the Tinkerbell Half Marathon follows at the Disneyland Resort, January 16-19. If your wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or that person at work you're trying to impress is participating in these, or any runDisney event, you have certain responsibilities.
If you expect to build a future with the runner in your life, it is not enough for you to carpool to the event. Nay, if you want to date a runner, specifically a Disney runner, you'd better be prepared to fasten fairy wings in the predawn hours, battle inconceivable crowds to get a spot on the race course where they will run by without seeing or hearing you, and trail them around all day, purchasing comfort snacks they can't eat, hearing about how much pain they are in.