Times are tough, and according to Donald Trump things are only getting worse.
Whether it be the result of a misplaced word or two to a boss (“I Quit”), or an unexpected marital dissolution (ahh.... thank you California Family Laws and "Alimony for Life") for the devoted comedy patron, this economic news can be exceptionally devastating.
Once the reruns of In Living Color and Freaks and Geeks run out, real depression may set in. Before all prospects hopelessly expire consider this list of delights of the destitute.
Tell 'em Mirage sent ya.
Wait- depending on who you're talking to.