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Has anyone taught you Chicago art?

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No one may have taught you Chicago art. That is, art using tau and Chicago themes. (Tau is the 19th letter in the Greek alphabet.)

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When Tweety Bird says, “I tawt I taw a puddy tat.” he is using the correct version—taw instead of tau. That cartoon bird may have taught you something. (A taw is also a glass marble; taws make good art when in Chicago and in other cities.)

In Chicago during the winter, there are many, tweeting birds. (None of these birds do Tweety Bird impressions.) The Chicago birds that do not tweet are Canada Geese, crows and parrots. (None of these birds tweet on Twitter.)

Chicago art must have a Chicago theme. (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century’s New Chicago is unacceptable.) Where are all of the flying cars?

Ø Angry Bull

Ø Centaur-Anthony-Chicago-land

Ø Centaur-Man-Bas-Relief

Ø Chicago Tautology

Ø Sculpture for Taupe

Ø Taught by Dinosaur

Ø Taught You-Baseball

Ø Tau Particle

Ø Taurus Photomontage

Ø Taut String-Cellist

Chicago’s Adler Planetarium may have interesting information about Taurus, The Bull Constellation. Some of Taurus’ stars may be more interesting than the others. If after visiting this popular, space museum you learn something about Taurus, you can state to your friends and relatives, “The Adler Planetarium taught me about Taurus.” This is no bull!

Taurus is also an astrological sign. Sadly, or not so sadly, Chicago does not have an astrology museum. That is food for taught.

Perhaps this article has taught you something about tau. Perhaps you cannot be taught. Nonetheless, tau is still around.


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