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Genie pig for sale ... and other fun items on Craigslist

Newborn Baby Boy
Newborn Baby Boy
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Looking for something special? You know you will always find it on craigslist.org.

Here are just a few samples of items for sale, trade, swap, or for free on Craigslist. (These will probably not last long)

In Farm & Garden:

I have 4. Roosters. and one hen in need of a new home. I also am looking for some pears.

Polish chicks.

In Automotive:

Runs good, no engine.

By now you are saying, "That is not what that means. It means something else." Perhaps you are saying, "Please learn to spell and think about what you are writing before you make it public." Or you may just be thinking, "People..."

Here are a few more (yes, real!) ads to make you say any of the above.

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Newborn Baby Boy
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Newborn Baby Boy

Before you panic and start dialing 1-800-Helpachild, this was actually an ad for newborn baby boy clothing. By clicking on the title (seen here) a potential buyer could see the listing was for newborn baby boy clothing, socks, shoes, etc. So, no panic.

Seeking lg. breed female companion
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Seeking lg. breed female companion

This was listed under "Pets." Still, you say, it could be some freak. It is actually someone with a large breed male dog and the bright idea of breeding two large breeds of dogs to create super-dogs (that will probably end up in the shelter, but that is another article).

Genie Pig
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Genie Pig

Your wish is his command. New habitrail tubes? Some more Timothy grass? The cat disappears on a rainy day? The kid leaves him alone when trying to nap? Not only did they misspell "Guinea" in the header, but also in the ad. This person does not need an animal.

Girl needing new home
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Girl needing new home

You know how it was when you were sixteen. Your parents were stupid, your teachers were stupider, no one understood you, and if they kept it up you were running away from home. This is not the case here. This is someone trying to get rid of a female cat and they are not so bright. Once you hit "send" and walk away, you own it.