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For Valentine’s Day, the top ten most unusual chocolate gifts ever

Chocolate Dress
Chocolate Dress
telegraph.co.uk

St. Valentine probably wasn’t considering the yumminess of chocolate in the third century A.D. He is known as the patron saint of young couples, as he was said to secretly marry young Roman legionnaires to their lovers, which was illegal at the time.

Today, when we think Valentine’s Day, we think chocolate. Why? Chocolate is decadent, sweet and sometimes feels a touch forbidden. Like young love.

To celebrate this romantic holiday, we feature some of the most outrageous, unusual, bizarre and extraordinary chocolate gifts for you to wonder at.

1. A chocolate dress. Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Sultry, fragrant, one-size fits all. How delish is this? Designers keeping trying, we keep encouraging.

2. A Chocolate Lamborghini is almost as fast as the real thing. Zero to 60 in one minute, if you haven’t eaten all day. By Gales Chocolates.

3. Chocolate diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Okay, not edible, but almost as good. By LeVian, available at Macy’s.

4. Chocolate Trivial Pursuit. Okay, now stop playing games and just take a bite! Available at Harrods, in the U.K.

5. Chocolate Mozart Liqueur. Now I can’t swear to this, but don’t you think that when you sip this nectar of the Chocolate Gods you’ll be able to imagine you can hear the opening notes of “Don Giovanni?”

6. Chocolate turtle. Slow and steady is the way to eat this little rascal.

7. Chocolate Moonshine Truffles. Where Hillbilly meets epicurean. Eccentric mix for the connoisseur. Available at Nunu Chocolates, Brooklyn, NY.

8. What good is a pair of chocolate shoes without a chocolate purse? Really! By Azra Chocolates, U.K.

9. Now two hearts can eat as one. Bacon and chocolate together in a decadent truffle. By the genius confectioner at Vosges Chocolates.

10. Of course I had to save the best for last. Sweet hotel suite designed by Karl Lagerfeld. This entire hotel room, including the books, sheets, rugs, curtains and boyfriend is 100% chocolate. Ten and a half tons of chocolate, that is. If it were only possible to book yourself into this suite at La Reserve Hotel in Paris. One can still have sweet dreams…

Chocolate Dress
Chocolate Dress telegraph.co.uk

Chocolate Dress

A chocolate dress. Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Sultry, fragrant, one-size fits all. How delish is this? Designers keeping trying, we keep encouraging.

Chocolate Lamborghini
Chocolate Lamborghini Gayles Chocolates.com

Chocolate Lamborghini

A Chocolate Lamborghini is almost as fast as the real thing. Zero to 60 in one minute, if you haven’t eaten all day. By Gales Chocolates.

Chocolate Diamond Ring
Chocolate Diamond Ring Macys.com

Chocolate Diamond Ring

Chocolate diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Okay, not edible, but almost as good. By LeVian, available at Macy’s. Proposing on Valentine's Day with some intense chocolate!

Chocolate Trivial Pursuit
Chocolate Trivial Pursuit Harrods.com

Chocolate Trivial Pursuit

Chocolate Trivial Pursuit. Okay, now stop playing games and just take a bite! Available at Harrods, in the U.K. This is a yummy sort of mind game.

Chocolate Mozart Liqueur
Chocolate Mozart Liqueur yahoo.com

Chocolate Mozart Liqueur

Chocolate Mozart Liqueur. Now I can’t swear to this, but don’t you think that when you sip this nectar of the Chocolate Gods you’ll be able to imagine you can hear the opening notes of “Don Giovanni?”

Chocolate Turtle
Chocolate Turtle creoflick.net

Chocolate Turtle

Chocolate turtle. Slow and steady is the way to eat this little rascal. The chocolate rabbit is relegated to the back of the shelf, his turn will come during Easter!

Chocolate Moonshine Truffles
Chocolate Moonshine Truffles Nunuchocolates.com

Chocolate Moonshine Truffles

Chocolate Moonshine Truffles. Where Hillbilly meets epicurean. Eccentric mix for the connoisseur. Available at Nunu Chocolates, Brooklyn, New York.

Chocolate Shoes and Purse
Chocolate Shoes and Purse Azra Chocolates.com

Chocolate Shoes and Purse

What good is a pair of chocolate shoes without a chocolate purse? Really! By Azra Chocolates, U.K. Mom always said your shoes should match your purse!

Chocolate BaconTruffles
Chocolate BaconTruffles Vosges Chocolates.com

Chocolate BaconTruffles

Now two hearts can eat as one. Bacon and chocolate together in a decadent truffle. By the genius confectioner at Vosges Chocolates. Show me a man who wouldn't want to dig into one of these delights!

Chocolate Hotel Suite
Chocolate Hotel Suite wwd.com

Chocolate Hotel Suite

Of course I had to save the best for last. Sweet hotel suite designed by Karl Lagerfeld. This entire hotel room, including the books, sheets, rugs, curtains and boyfriend is 100% chocolate. Ten and a half tons of chocolate, that is. If it were only possible to book yourself into this suite at La Reserve Hotel in Paris. One can dream…