Football kicks off this weekend and that means only one thing.
Whether it’s college ball in Georgia, Ann Arbor or Eugene, or parking lots at Lambeau Field or Raymond James Stadium, let the good times roll.
But this year is a little different. Oh I still follow the Browns, the Bears and the Bills, but I’ve discovered a whole new frontier of the football landscape. It’s still football, played on a field with pads, but it’s lingerie football.
I’m not making this up.
It’s played on a 50 yard field 30 yards wide. The scoring is the same and it’s seven on seven. The catch is that it is played by girls, beautiful girls dress in full uniform bikinis with helmets and shoulder pads.
It is a full-fledged league with a dozen teams like the Baltimore Charm, Los Angeles Temptation, the Omaha Heart and the Las Vegas Sin. I need to take a blood-pressure pill.
This women’s football league is giving new meaning to the old stand-by football terms like “Point spread”, “Tight ends”, and “Busted coverage”. It is truly a fantasy football league.
So it goes that getting in to women playing full contact football, wearing bras, panties, shoulder pads and helmets mean tailgating has been brought to a new dimension. Instead of driving in to the end zone, they are knocking on the door of the Twilight Zone.
I’m excited about this year’s football and man caves all over America should be too.
Check out the list for some bootylicious tailgating recipes for the upcoming season.
Go Boobs! I mean Broncos.