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Creating Chicago, Saturday art is a challenge

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Most, Chicagoan artists can create art on Saturday that has Chicago themes. However, creating Chicago, Saturn day art is a challenge. (I am referring to the planet.)

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Saturn is the sixth planet outward from our sun. After Jupiter, Saturn is the second, largest planet. Saturn’s, beautiful distinction is its vast, ring systems.

According to recent, astronomical data, Saturn has 61 moons. Titan, which is one of these moons, is our solar system’s, second largest moon. (Ganymede is our solar system’s largest moon. Ganymede is a Jupiter moon.

Chicago, Saturn day art should have, of course, a Chicago theme. People, sports, statues and scenes will qualify. Saturn automobiles may qualify as art if they have unusual colors.

Chicago, Saturn day art should have references to Saturn’s moons and/or rings. You can use pictorial puns. (Some pictures may be worth 1,000 Saturns.)

o A-Ring

o Atlas Art

o B-Ring

o C-Ring

o Cassini-Division

o D-Ring

o E-Ring

o F-Ring

o G-Ring

o Pan Pizza

It is possible, but highly unlikely that there are Saturnians living on Saturn. It is cold up there! It is even more unlikely that there are Saturnians creating Chicago, Earth day art.

It would be a cold, but wonderful day, in Chicago if Saturnians landed. These beings would probably breathe liquid nitrogen, and need to meet human dignitaries while wearing environment suits that resemble our refrigerators. If they brought along their art, the Saturnians could likely only display them inside cold, cold galleries. Saturnians would likely only accept “cold cash” for entrance fees.


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