Antichrist celebrities or superstar wannabes?

As an Arizona resident living in Phoenix throughout the year 2012, that is also a believer in paganism, it was nice that the world did not end in December. We all were able to cross one more apocalypse off out to do list. That was a nice feeling, but no good deed goes unpunished and a long time friend of the powers that be is always coming back.

Now that it is 2013, the time has come to talk about the darker side of prophecy and ask ourselves some hard questions. If Biblical texts are the living word of God and these are the times, as predicted in the book of revelation, then most true believers have only one real question in our minds today.

Who is the Antichrist? Who was the Antichrist? Or perhaps who will become the Antichrist?

Sorry, but there is some missing information that reveals the Antichrist is alive on Earth now, or will be soon, or perhaps has already been on this planet. In any case, we still have not been able to officially verify who that person shall be.

For purposes of this article, my words have been guided by the heavenly powers, who specifically told me the Antichrist is not a woman. So good going ladies, you made it past the end of the Mayan calendar, and still none of you became the incarnation of pure evil on Earth, kudos.

Otherwise, this article lists a number of people, each of whom has the potential to be contenders for the title Mr. 666 on Earth. Some of these folks are now dead and gone, the rest are unfortunately still alive and well. Each also maybe qualified for another title of sorts, a little cosmic joke of mine.

So ask yourself about each person about to be revealed, what are they really trying to be?

Antichrist celebrities or superstar wannabes?

It will be left for you to decide, but take heed and read further with caution. For many of the names who are about to be uttered could shock some readers, horrify others, and perhaps fulfill the words of prophecy. Let us pray and meditate, everyday leading on this way, then that way, but like just any other day. There is something to what the Bible has to say about this, but it does not seem relevant now.

This maybe my very last attempt to write down my deepest thoughts about this oldest and most self fulfilling prophecy, but probably not. So it is without further adieu that it is my pleasure to bring readers the list like no other on Earth, in Hell, or in Heaven. Filled with a little humor, even less real facts, and a some last minute twists thrown in for all you kids reading on your smartphones at home.

As Jim Morrison once said, "The future's uncertain and the end is always near."

It's time to grab that last cold one for the road boys. Ask yourself who are they really?

Antichrist celebrities or superstar wannabes?