You know what blows? Hair dryers.
You know what sucks? Vacuums.
But you know what really incites cognitive dissonance like whoa? When your crush thinks you are a creep. Or a tool. When it all boils down to it, the epithet is just relative.
There are a few factors at play here affecting the state and future of your relationship with your hunk of burning infatuation; sometimes, in order to move forward, you have to take a step back, evaluate and recognize. Here are some things you may want to consider before you take another breath.