Style is all about trends, but (much like the goldfish you won at the carnival) trends also have a limited life span. There comes a time when every trend has outlived its cultural relevance and must be put out to pasture like a dairy cow who can no longer produce milk. In the world of fashion and beauty, trends are born, live, and die in the blink of an eye. Many trends go from hip to tacky virtually overnight, while only a select few are destined to become timelessly tasteful. Yet there are millions of women who never got the memo informing them that they are behind the times. Sadly, there were some great trends that had a short shelf life, while some awful trends continue to survive like cockroaches after a nuclear war. Here are five beauty trends well past their expiration dates; trends that need to go the way of the dodo and disappear from the face of the earth.
The problem with ombre is that 90% of hairstylists cannot perform this technique correctly. Ombre hair is supposed to display a gradual lightening of color (like the fabric coloring technique of the same name). The key word here is gradual.
When someone with blonde hair has the nape area dyed black, stylists refer to this as "stripper hair", as it is a popular choice for exotic dancers and women employed in the adult film industry. Unless you plan on changing your name to something like Jazmine Juggz, avoid this trashy trend.
Imagine men getting handlebar moustaches inked above their upper lip and you'll realize the sheer ridiculousness of this beauty trend. Much like hairstyles, brow shapes go in and out of style, therefore they should not be permanently tattooed on your face.
Poorly applied and poorly cared for extensions made from inferior quality hair will make it look as if roadkill has been sutured to your head. With extensions, remember: You get what you pay for.
Highlights were invented to replicate the way that the sun naturally highlights the hair. When the sun starts bleaching white skunk stripes in your hair, it's time to stockpile food and build a subterranean shelter, because it's a sure sign of End Times.